All guys love a nice pair of boobs. To quote comedian Dylan Moran, “Men look at breasts the way women look at babies… Aw, isn’t that lovely?!” And they are lovely, those joyous fun-bags. Anyone can just look at them of course, but a proper boob connoisseur should know everything there is to know about the subject. For example, did you know…
1) There’s A ‘Boobs’ Movie
No, not porn. There is an actual documentary released last year called ‘Boobs’. It follows British model Precious Muir as she moves to New York to try and make it as a fashion model. In order to do this, she decides to get breast implants. There’s a lot of boob in this film, but you probably knew that
2) Boobs Can Cause Female Orgasms Too
It’s not common, but some women claim to have had an orgasm from guys playing with their boobs and nothing else. So, the next time you’re copping a feel, just remember: keep at it and something magical might happen.*
3) No Two Boobs Are The Same Size
Symmetrical boobs are a myth. Many seem to be perfectly balanced (like the ones we see on the internet) but one is always at least slightly bigger than the other. Extra golden nugget of information: the left one is nearly always bigger.
4) They Can Ruin Sex
…if you suddenly imagine them as a pair of googly eyes and her bellybutton as a mouth. Suddenly it looks like you have a surprised muppet bouncing on top of you!
5) The Biggest Pair Of Boobs Are As Big As Badgers
The biggest pair of boobs ever recorded belong to Annie Hawkins, AKA Norma Stitz (geddit?). They are 102 ZZZ, 70 inches around the fullest part, which is 5.83 feet. And she absolutely loves them!
6) The Chick From Total Recall?
She could have had a real condition called multiple breast syndrome, or polymastia… people who have it probably don’t look as good as her though!
7) Boobs Turn Men Into Idiots…
It’s actually been proven that men perform poorly on cognitive tests after looking at boobs. Don’t believe us? Try doing an IQ test after reading this article. Hell, try and say your name after looking at these guys!
8) Champagne Glasses Are Modeled After Boobs
It has such a good shape, and it holds just the right amount of champagne. In fact, there is a champagne glass in London fashioned specifically on Kate Moss’ breast.
9) The Word ‘Boob’ Is Based On How They Look
The B is the aerial view, the oo is the front view and the b is the side view. Simple!
1) There’s A ‘Boobs’ Movie
No, not porn. There is an actual documentary released last year called ‘Boobs’. It follows British model Precious Muir as she moves to New York to try and make it as a fashion model. In order to do this, she decides to get breast implants. There’s a lot of boob in this film, but you probably knew that
2) Boobs Can Cause Female Orgasms Too
It’s not common, but some women claim to have had an orgasm from guys playing with their boobs and nothing else. So, the next time you’re copping a feel, just remember: keep at it and something magical might happen.*
3) No Two Boobs Are The Same Size
Symmetrical boobs are a myth. Many seem to be perfectly balanced (like the ones we see on the internet) but one is always at least slightly bigger than the other. Extra golden nugget of information: the left one is nearly always bigger.
4) They Can Ruin Sex
…if you suddenly imagine them as a pair of googly eyes and her bellybutton as a mouth. Suddenly it looks like you have a surprised muppet bouncing on top of you!
5) The Biggest Pair Of Boobs Are As Big As Badgers
The biggest pair of boobs ever recorded belong to Annie Hawkins, AKA Norma Stitz (geddit?). They are 102 ZZZ, 70 inches around the fullest part, which is 5.83 feet. And she absolutely loves them!
6) The Chick From Total Recall?
She could have had a real condition called multiple breast syndrome, or polymastia… people who have it probably don’t look as good as her though!
7) Boobs Turn Men Into Idiots…
It’s actually been proven that men perform poorly on cognitive tests after looking at boobs. Don’t believe us? Try doing an IQ test after reading this article. Hell, try and say your name after looking at these guys!
8) Champagne Glasses Are Modeled After Boobs
It has such a good shape, and it holds just the right amount of champagne. In fact, there is a champagne glass in London fashioned specifically on Kate Moss’ breast.
9) The Word ‘Boob’ Is Based On How They Look
The B is the aerial view, the oo is the front view and the b is the side view. Simple!
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